Monday, October 20, 2008

ayayayaya...

The story starts off with yesterday night...
Kahl is on the phone with her friend Rita. Nothing new. But, after thirty minutes of stimulating conversation about whatever crap teenagers talk about, things start to wither. As in awkward silences and mhmms replacing the "OMG! Are you serial? WTF?!" squeals that usually dominate their phone calls. Then Kahl, after overloading on chocolate, Pringles, and Pepsi (always a bad combo) gets all dreary and weird and falls into her LaLa Land. Which is weird, since LA is supposed to be LaLa Land. Whatever. Then, after waking up disappointed, Kahl just doesn't feel like talking to someone who has enough shit to deal with (and her mother being the naggy bitch she sometimes is) she decides it's time to say goodbye, and boils her skin with a hot shower, hoping that tomorrow would be better. Wrong.
First period...
This morning, Kahl had an English test on a book that would've been so much better if her teacher hadn't tried shoving it up the students' asses. Sad thing was that she hadn't been expecting freaking LITERARY TERMS on a book test. So she flunked it. What was worse? Her teacher decided to check their books. For credit. WTF? And, after proclaiming that she was not allowed to use her cousin's book, the teacher gave her a whopping 0 on it, saying if she somehow produced a fresh copy of the book she would give her some credit. Spending ten bucks on another copy of a book she doesn't need...AT THE TIME OF A RECESSION. People are really trying to help save the economy.
Second period...
Kahl did her homework since...forever. yay?
Third period...
Kahl didn't get in trouble. yay. but she did piss the loser sitting next to her off. Poor Justin. ah well. she learned how to have proper French pronunciation while talking, which is making sure to make your voice high near the middle of the sentence and suddenly having a baritone as it wraps up. French is mu bien. (hahaha!) Just to be obnoxious she'll talk like a French fag tommorow. Yuupppiee! (cue French accent)
Fourth period....
Kahl forgot her clothes, so two people felt sorry for her and lent her socks and shorts. Her teacher was having a good day and allowed her to wear her (actually her sister's) jacket out. But, later, Kahl felt like a bitch cause she made her partner dance in front, due to her inability to disco like a pre-old Madonna.
Lunch...
Weird. Kahl was surprised, worried, and a bit jealous/peeved. She and her friends Rita and Sal had a talk by the Wall of Nothingness, and was later met up by Rita's friend: B.She and Rita sang the end credits to The Show. She owes Rita/Sal 25cents, which adds to her debt pile. Kahl has long since forgotten how to be lavish with money.
Fifth period....
Decent. She rewrote the video story. But, of course, her mood was ruined by someone. And she felt bad for stepping on some girl's shoe. And this guy thinks she's a violent, bipolar freak who should be locked up. Joy.
Sixth period....
Her sub teacher was funny. He recited Family Guy quotes and seemed nice enough, except he gave her "the eye" for talking. She discovered the guy who sits behind her has a knack for art. Though her sub will probably make a note of her chatter and she will be killed by the teacher on Wednesday. And she is sure more than one person in all of her classes hate her.

After school, Kahl gave Rita a ride home. After a rather uncomfortable car ride (which even Kahl's mom acknowledged) she is currently at home trying not to choke on bug spray and prays she will not die before fulfilling her LV dream.

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