Greek myths and Asian chips that's giving me a headache....delicious.

I think I'm going through another midlife crisis. At this rate, my actually midlife crisis will probably be something along the edges of mental asylum and/or death. Super.

Person 1: Wow, I don't like this movie. I hate those pousers on those motorcycles and those girls who pretend they don't care but are absolutely squealing---man I want to...stab them with a pen or something.
Person 2: I like it.
Person 1 [hand slapped to his/her heart in mockhorror]: What?! You actually like this?
Person 2 [condensendingly, like a fifth-grade teacher lecturing slowly because she thinks you're too stupid to understand]: Everyone has their different opinions, you know, and I think that you are being to judgemental and blahblahblahblah.
People these days. They all want to prove someone wrong. If these sermons don't stop I think I'll just bring earplugs and stop listening to people alltogether.

Yeh. And I spilled a whole bottle of water inside my backpack today. I left my ruined books outside to dry but I forgot to bring them back in until...late. The sprinklers got them. Fantastic.

School is going by so dreadfully slow I've actually managed to fall asleep during two tests. Impossible. I blame my long, lackluster (but oddly introvertive) weekend. The world just doesn't seem the same anymore.
Double maths first thing in the morning isn't my idea of fun; reading about ancient Greeks having sex and getting drunk around the place is.
And, and. In that Nicholas&Alexandria movie---the transvestite man is soo cute. I'd marry him. We'd have a strange life together. It's him or Peter Pan at the moment. (Crossing my fingers over Petey) Lovely, aren't I? Wanting to marry a man that's probably dead and a fictional boy that never wants to grow up.
Why is it that I always get scolded for being too harsh and/or judgemental but no one else is? I'll start a hippie club. We'll just all sit in a circle, take turns with the hookah, and be dreamy and lazy. Hopefully, Mr. Principal will be in a good mood when I ask. Then I'll be back in business.