blog 101

I feel like I haven't blogged in ages. Nevermind. I'm not in the mood for blogging so I'll just list out a bunch of (censored) stream-of-conscious things about this weekend

I think I need some Ritalin and Fluxotine asap.
Someone--whose name I won't mention--made me feel like the poster-child of hypocrisy. Like I already didn't know that.
People are being assholes.
I'm so lethargic.
Movie Madness: Rachel Getting Married, Thank You For Smoking, Just Friends.
South Park.
Lent.
Panic at the Disco with Carmina.
Panicking in general.
Weird ADD.
Weirder OCD spurts (doesn't go good with ADD)
Self-made mac & pasta sauce. Yum, yum.
Caramel corn, Hi-Chews, Arizona green tea.
Bipolar disorders.
Behavior Centers.
Crazy dream with Natalee, JAC, and Maddie in some crazy mall. Lots of rainbows.
Rob Lowe and Ryan Reynolds.
Anxiety disorders.
Bad yoga and backaches.
String Bass and ukulele.
Paranoia.
Fear of thinking of sinful thoughts.
Social anxiety.
Addictions
Germs
MILFs
Emails
Bendy straws
Baby fat and scarred stomachs
Lost my (already) minimal tolerance for spiciness and everything else.
Fucking Girl Scout Cookie season. Diabetes in a box.
Bipolar weight. Lost four pounds, gained five, lost six, gained seven. Is this some crazy scientific problem? Either way, I gained weight.
Cold hands and even colder feet.
Squinty Eyes.
Two-Face and Swing Kids.
"Let get these teen hearts beating faster, faster."
Fishtanks and the 50's.
Sadomasochism.
Smiley Face and Anna Faris.
Bad Spelling.
Epedophilia, pedophilia, necrophilia
Coffee Date, Coffee and Cigarettes
The Graduate
Note on a Scandal and The Hours and The End of the Affair
Virginia Wolf and Mrs. Dalloway
Cobra Starship and spandex and gourmet cooking
Casablanca and Brandy Alexanders.
A Pyromaniac's Love Story
Computer classes and technology
Girl Uninterrupted
Selfish, Swedish Fish, Fishing for compliments, Fish in the Sea
Silver lining
CRAP, diarrhea, shit
Judas and Jesus
The Academy Awards, The Academy Is, Hawthorne Heights, Cartel
Overused phrases
Guilt by Association
Stupidity
Adam Brody, Robert Downey Jr.
Ronnie Radke, Blaine Harrison, The Butcher
Guy Ripley, guys from Panic, Sodapop
Lack of Creativity
Uptown Girl
Mystery Jets
Department stores
Chick-fil-A
Stripping and catching Brendon Urie dead
Ryan Ross being sick, weak, flamboyantly gay, and pathetic
Pete Wentz acting like a fucking ape and Patrick Stump realizing he was born to be fat and bald
Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick
Big noses and pillow-lips
Anorexia and binge eating
Sonny with a Chance, Scrubs, and The United States of Tara
Honeymoon to Darfur
Chowder, Misadventures of Flapjack, Spongebob, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab, 6teen, TDI
Israel and Italy
Waking up next to a dolphin
Trapped in an puke-filled elevator
The old Romeo and Juliet without freaking Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes
Alice and the Wonderland
Hookah and weed
Superbad and Sexdrive
Panic attacks
Fatigue
Hearts made of wax
Greek myths and Roman stories
Irregular pulses
Turning over a new leaf

Whew...long list. This was fun only now my mind's as garbled as Hannah Montana's voice.