Paranoia

Thank you Yelp, for making me a food-obsessed, wannabe-connoisseur. Now I only need a car and a Rachel-Ray-like TV show to make my dreams come true.
This summer, I'm going to go on a cafe/bakery/sandwich shop expedition.

I've been extremely paranoid these days. I really just don't why.
Someone, anyone, please just assure me that the world's not going to end in 2012 and I'll be better. For a little while.
Fucking Internet and Youtube commenters.