It's not our fault we're so judgemental; we were taught to label

My titles are becoming more and more Fall Out Boy-esque. Take that Pete Wentz.

Big news: Yesterday I had my first date! And if decided to pull a Brandy Alexander, then I would've had excellent practice. I babbling about how it the Souplantantation dinner date would come in handy in the future, when someone reminded me that in future dates (if there are going to be future ones) I would be the woman in the relationship. Thus I added: unless I dated a Eric Foreman type of guy (which would be kind of funny, I admit). But yes. Souplantation. There's a reason buffets love to have me as a customer: I have a bipolar appetite. So I spent the dinner eating cornbread (my new food fetish) and drinking my weight with a fantastic concoction I have baptized Aphrodite-Cupid (in honor of Valentines) Not the most creative name, but whatever.
cherry green tea + Sprite + a whoosh of lemonade + a pinch of apple juice + a drizzle of honey + a squirt of lemon = Aphrodite-Cupid! (hmm...it sounds a bit incestish doesn't it? Oh well; it's the GREEKS. It was all about incest and brother-sister marriages. But that's why I love those myths so much!)

I don't like Valentines. I think it's overrated. (But don't I think every holiday is overrated?) The only thing I like about that overrated holiday is the free candy but this year no one likes me and I didn't get ONE freaking piece of chocolate. Not even a synthetic powder Sweetheart thing. Yeh. Anyway, I think that Valentine day is the most untrustworthy day ever. I swear, you can walk down the street and you'll hear a galore of lies spilled from forked tongues. "I love you" "You're my one and only". Lies. Well, for the most part. But, hey, I'm just cynical.

So yesterday Carlos, Anntoine, Stephano, and Carmelo went to the movies (He's Just Not That Into You), saw two Hispanics fight over a not-even-half-decent girl, and were threatened by a Korean gangster. I narrowed them down into Sex and the City people:

Carlos [Ms. Carmina Rhea "I'm too good of a friend" Portea]: Samantha Jones
Anntoine [Ms. Ann Zhao Lei]: Charlotte York
Stephano [Ms. Stephany "The Boss" Yong]: Carrie Bradshaw
Carmelo [moiiii!]: Miranda Hobbes (one-sided and just because she was the only one left.)