mercutio and alice

Sizzling day today. I felt like I was in Tennessee.
A plastic factory burned down today. A fluke or a mad dash for insurance? Heh.

New fetishes: Mint dental floss, organic apples, seaweed, and OJ.

Well, I went over to Carmina's house today because our sophies have to go take a CST test and even though I gave her attitude on the phone, she was still kind enough to make me sunny-side eggs and toasted bread. Good times.
Anyway, make way Peter Pan because you have a new competitor: Mercutio. Yes, the "louche aristo who can’t take anything seriously". Carmina doesn't understand why on earth I like him because apparently he's a "jerk" and someone actually said, "Did you get Mercutio and Benvolio mixed up?" No, I didn't. I love Benvolio to death (ahaha---he was the only one that didn't die) but I absolutely adore Mercutio.
According to SparkNotes, "Mercutio overflows with imagination, wit, and, at times, a strange, biting satire and brooding fervor. Mercutio loves wordplay, especially sexual double ententres. He can be quite hotheaded, and hates people who are affected, pretentious, or obsessed with the latest fashions. He finds Romeo’s romanticized ideas about love tiresome, and tries to convince Romeo to view love as a simple matter of sexual appetite." Enough said. If only they found that cute actor I saw in that R&J to play Mercutio in the movie...
It's times like these where I really wish I was in drama and got to spend an hour analysing double ententres and reading Julius Caesar. And, get this, drama's doing a production of Alice and the Wonderland! Good Lord, I love that movie/book! It's so marijuana-induced I'm surprised Disney even picked it up for production. I adore the Hookah Caterpillar and the Mad Hatter. Though to me Alice is pretty much a flat character used mainly to be the eyes and ears of the reader. I just hope my dream Alice will be Alice. I've got money on her.

Block tomorrow: No English or French or SRC, but fucking Geo and PE and World Hist. Fuck it. I'm going to find a route to Neverneverland.