Today was surprisingly decent. Not amazing, but, still. Good enough. I should count my blessings. I hate extended block fifth period. But I loved the movie we're watching in World History. (Come to think of it, I loved every movie I've watched at school.) I love Jeremy Irons! His birthday is one day away from mine! Those were the days when he was still a hottie....Anyway, I was just fooling with Youtube, which is practically my new pastime and I stumbled onto these hilarious videos. One was this girl just freaking out on the new upcoming Twilight. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFG9lXc2upQ The girl sounds like a monkey crawled up her ass. It is hilarious. Makes me feel sorry for all the Twilight fans out there. See why I'm not a fan of those books? Do I seriously want to turn into that? Hehe. Another thing was this video that has now been deleted but whatever. It features this "hot" musician who talks to the audience members at breaks. Some girl shouted, "Fuck me!" or something along the lines of that and guess what he said? He said, "Talk to me after the show... just kidding. I can't do that. How old are you anyway? Talk to me when you turn eighteen." Ahaha. That girl's probably off buying birth control and condoms right now. I wish I could learn how to put on costume makeup. It'd be so much fun. Anyway, I find it weird how everyone portrays me in such different lights. Which light do you portray me in? If ever learn the art of costume makeup, I'll make up my face in every light some kooky koala portrayed me in. That'll take forever. I'm going to wrap this blog up and I feel very touched of those who read my mindless drabbles. You guy[s] are some beautiful begonias. :]

1. Happy birthday. Best wishes to you. May I suggest listening to some Vampire Weekend or a movie night with some friends? Wait until you turn sixteen before cracking open the vodka. Be a good kid. Unlike some I know *cough, cough Carmina:]
2. Something tells me there's a boy on your mind.
3. I've been spazzing like crazy. I know. No need for that look.
4. Don't you trust me anymore?
5. Am I that ditzy?
6. Sorry. But you're pissing me off. It's embarrassing to be around you.
7. Geez. Stick a fucking knife down my throat while you're at it.
8. You're one super sardine.